Richard "jaws and letterboxes of outragous fortune" B
Wednesday 21 March 2018
Dangerous Dog
Posted by
rjb
My window cleaner likes my beard. He called round at the weekend to get paid and it's the first time I've seen him since I haven't been able to shave. The conversation quickly moved from my beard to my finger injury and it turns out that he is also nursing a nasty injury to his middle finger. His was even more cruel and unlikely than mine. He was bitten by a dog which was locked inside one of his customer's houses while he himself was outside the house. The window cleaner pushed a bill through the letterbox and was bitten (on the tiny portion of finger that protruded inside the letterbox) by a bad tempered terrier that was lying in wait.
Richard "jaws and letterboxes of outragous fortune" B
Richard "jaws and letterboxes of outragous fortune" B
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