I've had a couple of funny experiences at the climbing gym. Firstly I split my pants open. I was reaching out wide with my leg and there was the sound and sensation of tearing fabric around my nether regions. I got down from the wall quickly and examined myself. Nothing was on display. It was my underwear which was destroyed, the trousers and my dignity were mostly intact. I'm proud of the achievement, I think it means that my hip flexibility and strength are improving.
Secondly, I was working on a climb at the same time as a group of students and their coach were working on the same climb. One of the students showed me how much further than me she could get. The coach tried to make me feel better by giving me hints, advice and encouragement. For a few minutes I joined the coaching session even though I hadn't booked, I wasn't paying for it, and I wasn't supposed to be part of it. It was the girls under 12 (advanced) group.
Richard "I know my place" B