Last week I hosted the final canteen quiz before the end of lockdown. These are the questions that I asked:
General Knowledge
1) Who is the Chancellor of the Exchequer?
2) What was the name of the popular 2020 video game in which players guide jellybean like characters through obstacle courses?
3) What sport is played at Lord's (London)?
4) What colour is a raw lobster?
5) Who became the world's richest man in January 2021
Famous Albums (name the band or artist)
1) Kind of Blue
2) London Calling
3) 21
4) Electric Ladyland
4a) Electric Landlady (1/2 point)
5) Bridge over Troubled Water
5a) Trouble over Bridgewater (1/2 point)
TXT ABBRV (what do these text abbreviations mean?)
1) LOL
2) BRB
3) AFAIK
4) SMH
5) WFH
Explain a Film Plot Badly (name the film)
1) Terrorists, robbers and a jealous husband ruin an office Christmas party.
2) Telephone repairman makes a sculpture out of mashed potato and leaves his wife and kids.
3) Andy is a disgraced banker and geology enthusiast who provides tax advice to prison guards before retiring to Mexico.
4) Thirteen year old boy involved in sexual relationship with mature woman after visit to the fun fair.
5) Rebellious princess provides the nephew of a murdered farmer with the weapons and intelligence to attack a military base.
All Must Have Prizes (In what field are these prizes awarded?)
1) Fields Medal
2) Booker Prize
3) Turner prize
4) Ansari X prize
5) The Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement
U.S. Cartoon Families (give the family name or the name of the show)
1) Peter and Lois, their children Chris, Meg and Stewie
2) Fred and Wilma and their daughter Pebbles
3) Hank and Peggy, their son Bobby, and Peggy's niece Luanne
4) Matriarch Malory, her son Stirling his wife Lana and their daughter Abbiejean
5) Homer and Marge and their children Bart, Lisa, and Maggie
Units of Measurement (what is measured in these units?)
1) scoville units
2) denier
3) hands
4) millibars
5) decibels
What the F do these people do?
1) farrier
2) furrier
3) flautist
4) florist
5) Philatelist
You know the rules
1) What does Godwin's Law tell us about discussions and comment sections on the internet?
2) What does Dilbert's law tell us about the career progression of the least effective workers?
3) What does Rule 34 of the internet tell us about what exists online.
4) What does Muphry's law (also called Bell's first law of usenet) tell us about criticising grammar, spelling or language online?
5) What does the Streisand Effect tell us about attempting to suppress or remove information from the internet?
Old Jokes Home (all the answers are a first name)
1) What do you call a woman who gets thrown into the sea by a fisherman?
2) What do you call a man walking though dry leaves?
3) What do you call a tall man standing at the edge of the sea?
4) What do you call a man that comes through the letterbox?
5) What does a woman with one leg longer than the other call herself?
Richard "first big weekend of the summer" B
General Knowledge
1) Rishi Sunak
2) Fall Guys
3) Cricket
4) Blue (or green or grey or brown)
5) Elon Musk
Famous Albums (name the band or artist)
1) Miles Davis
2) The Clash
3) Adele
4) The Jimi Hendrix Experience
4a) Kirsty McColl
5) Simon and Garfunkel
5a) Half Man Half Biscuit
TXT ABBRV (what do these text
abbreviations mean?)
1) Laugh Out Loud
2) Be Right Back
3) As Far As I Know
4) Shaking My Head
5) Working From Home
Explain a Film Plot Badly (name the
film)
1) Die Hard
2) Close Encounters of the Third Kind
3) The Shawshank Redemption
4) Big
5) Star Wars (A New Hope)
All Must Have Prizes (In what field are
these prizes awarded?)
1) Maths
2) Literature
3) Art
4) Space Flight
5) Excellence
U.S. Cartoon Families (give the family
name or the name of the show)
1) Griffin – Family Guy
2) Flintstone – The Flintstones
3) Hill – King of the Hill
4) Archer
5) Simpson – The Simpsons
Units of Measurement (what is measured
in these units?)
1) chilli peppers (heat of)
2) tights (thickness of fibre)
3) horse (height of)
4) atmospheric pressure
5) sound level
What the F do these people do?
1) Makes Horseshoes
2) Makes furs (coats hats etc.)
3) Plays the flute
4) Sells flowers
5) Collects stamps
You know the rules
1) The longer they go on, the more likely
they are to mention Hitler or the Nazis.
2) They end up where they can do the least
damage, which is in management.
3) If you can think of it there is porn of
it – no exceptions.
4) You’re almost certain to make a
spelling/grammar error in your correction.
5) It draws attention to the information.
Old Jokes Home (all the answers are a
first name)
1) Anette
2) Russel
3) Cliff (also accept Piers)
4) Bill
5) Eileen