Tuesday 15 September 2009


Te celebrate taking some money out of the lottery syndicate this week, I've bought (4kg of) grapes. They're in the kitchen. Do help yourselves.

Richard "5 a day" B

Monday 14 September 2009

Stupidest Thing I've Said in the Last Couple of Weeks

Sorry? You're what? You're from "The Nerth"? Oh... You mean "The North".

Richard "I left a message on the answering machine, but she never called me back" B

Wednesday 9 September 2009

Date Report 5

I've actually had to do some work at work today so I haven't written a
date report, however I'll give you this little summary

  • Pretty
  • Talkative
  • "Ramones" Handbag
  • Prepared to take the piss
  • Encyclopaedic knowledge of popular music
  • Comedy nerthern accent
  • Local
  • Age appropriate
  • 3 children by 2 different fathers
  • Acrimoniously estranged ex-husband
  • Never driven a car
  • Overweight
General interest
  • Moved from Hull to Exeter to escape vociferous jahova's witness upbringing
  • Manic depressive brother taking cocktail of strong psycho-active medication
  • Unemployed
  • Owns exactly 3 pairs of shoes
  • Once went on a date with a millionare "life coach" and wanted to hit him.

Monday 7 September 2009


I live alone and do not own a cat. On Friday night I slept fitfully, I was woken several time by dreams about cats, cats mewing, cats fighting, cats scratching, and on one occasion I immagined I was being crushed in my bed by a warm heavy wraith. I awoke, unrefreshed, on Saturday morning, to find a cat trapped in my house with me.

Richard "I got a girl's telephone number" B

This was written in the week that Marie's hot mate gave me her phone number.

Tuesday 1 September 2009


Odd observation
Most of the pork products in the supermarket seem to say "Danish" on them, but I also discovered this weekend that "Danish" is a style of white sliced bread. Is Denmark the ancestral home of the bacon sandwich?

Richard "guerrilla sound technician" B