Tuesday 3 May 2011

I Didn't Watch The Royal Wedding

As much as I appreciated the day off, I had no interest in the wedding. My plan for Bank Holiday Friday was to do absolutely nothing (except sleep, read, listen to music and watch snooker on TV). I very nearly managed it, but I ended up falling slightly short of my goal, and doing virtually nothing instead. I ended up having to buy some food and do a little bit of washing up.

Obituaries
In the queue to see St Peter at the pearly gates this weekend, I'd like to think that Osama Bin Laden got into a fight with Henry Cooper, and then of course Ted Lowe was there to give a very slow and whispered commentary on it.

Richard "I didn't think American special forces would be taking the bins out on bank holiday Monday" B