Wednesday, 26 October 2016

Get Back Together

I have known my best friends since our school days. This weekend I went to a 25 year school re-union but he didn’t. He asked me to report back to him. This is the report that I will send.

Xxxx Xxxxxx        Pretentious and self-assured
Xxxx Xxxxxx        ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx        Looks considerably less like a weasel. Similar professional life to mine. I intend to stay in touch.
Xxxx Xxxxxx        Scrawney and fashionable. Funny, friendly, still rides motorbikes. Making childish jokes and drawing cocks on name badges.
Xxxx Xxxxxx        And like all self-styled colourful characters he is in fact impotent.
Xxxx Xxxxxx        ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx        Has Aged.
Xxxx Xxxxxx        Friendly and talkative. Is something to do with Army bases. Remembers me fondly. Sounds much more Scottish than I ever remember
Xxxx Xxxxxx        Is heavier. Friendly and funny.
Xxxx Xxxxxx        ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx        ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx        Who was very plain, and absolutely must be in her early 40s like the rest of us. Improbably sexy.
Xxxx Xxxxxx        Much the same.
Xxxx Xxxxxx        Unchanged.
Xxxx Xxxxxx        ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx        Charming, as shapely as ever, wearing her age honestly.
Xxxx Xxxxxx        Annoying.
Xxxx Xxxxxx        Unchanged.
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Not as moley
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Slightly different haircut. Otherwise unchanged
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Looks like Walter White now. I didn't have a lot to talk to him about.
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Unchanged.
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Tall thin and ginger. Unsurprisingly
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Is now a woman. Looks a bit like Linda Belcher's sister
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         As you would expect - Enormous and enormously camp
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Looks like an old lady. Does something in the legal profession.
Xxxx Xxxxxx         I'm basically as hopelessly infatuated with her as I was in the 5th year.
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Remembered me and my struggles with the English language staff. I have no recollection of her
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Still resents the reverend Sneary.
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Not rocking back and forth. Seemed perfectly pleasant.
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Almost unchanged.
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?
Xxxx Xxxxxx         Fat
Xxxx Xxxxxx         ?

Richard "Boley" B


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