Grapes

Te celebrate taking some money out of the lottery syndicate this week, I've bought (4kg of) grapes. They're in the kitchen. Do help yourselves.

Richard "5 a day" B

Stupidest Thing I've Said in the Last Couple of Weeks

Sorry? You're what? You're from "The Nerth"? Oh... You mean "The North".

Richard "I left a message on the answering machine, but she never called me back" B

Date Report 5

I've actually had to do some work at work today so I haven't written a
date report, however I'll give you this little summary

Pros

• Pretty
• Talkative
• "Ramones" Handbag
• Prepared to take the piss
• Encyclopaedic knowledge of popular music
• Comedy nerthern accent
• Local
• Age appropriate

Cons

• 3 children by 2 different fathers
• Acrimoniously estranged ex-husband
• Never driven a car
• Overweight

General interest

• Moved from Hull to Exeter to escape vociferous jahova's witness upbringing
• Manic depressive brother taking cocktail of strong psycho-active medication
• Unemployed
• Owns exactly 3 pairs of shoes
• Once went on a date with a millionare "life coach" and wanted to hit him.

Cat

I live alone and do not own a cat. On Friday night I slept fitfully, I was woken several time by dreams about cats, cats mewing, cats fighting, cats scratching, and on one occasion I immagined I was being crushed in my bed by a warm heavy wraith. I awoke, unrefreshed, on Saturday morning, to find a cat trapped in my house with me.

Richard "I got a girl's telephone number" B

This was written in the week that Marie's hot mate gave me her phone number.

Pork

Odd observation
Most of the pork products in the supermarket seem to say "Danish" on them, but I also discovered this weekend that "Danish" is a style of white sliced bread. Is Denmark the ancestral home of the bacon sandwich?

Richard "guerrilla sound technician" B