Wednesday, 19 October 2016

Good Advice

In the last week I've heard two different bits of dating advice for women. They weren't what I would have expected.

A (flat chested) female friend of mine told me about some advice that she received in the 90's. When she started going out with a man her best friend (who's also not particularly booby) told her not to wear her Wonderbra. "What? Why?". "He'll only be disappointed in the future."

At the weekend I overheard a male friend of mine (the man-slut drummer) giving advice to a woman. It also had gestures. "Cup the balls, work the shaft".

Richard "I know which date I would rather have been on" B

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