Tuesday 17 October 2017

Thanks but no thanks

Bolingblog is on holiday in the Southern United States so updates will be sporadic.

To answer all your questions about my blind date: It was easy to find her - I knew what car she would be driving. She was beautiful and charming.

It would be ungallant to talk too much about what happened, but I shall leave you with some of the comments my friends made:

"Too old. Yes. Too old to begin the training" - Yoda.
"Did you driver her back to the care home afterwards?"
"Are you going to help her with her winter fuel bill"
"You could get her tennis balls to put on the feet of her walking frame"

Richard "Age Concern" B