Thursday 19 October 2017

But a Bitch Ain't One

I'm on holiday in the Southern united States.

First World Problems:
  • All my 50's are stuck together
  • My diamond shoes are really high and we've got to walk more than two blocks
  • I left my car keys in the plane I just landed.

South Louisiana Problems:
  • The grocery store had free samples of whisky and shopping and driving home became a bewildering ordeal
  • They only had a half gallon tub of Guidry's
  • There's no alligator sausage
  • "Here's some Brèfiolle" What the fuck is brèfiolle? "Here is some bread for you all"

Richard "Crawfish Pot Pie" B

1 comment:

  1. That whisky was a lagniappe cus, and you want grilled boudin, forget the alligator sausage. Get you down to Fred's Lounge in Mamou on Saturday morning for some good music.