Tuesday 2 September 2014

Wish Me Luck

I have a date on Thursday! I'll set off on Wednesday and drive to Farnham where I can leave my car with a friend. Then I'll go to Guildford and break my journey overnight. On Thursday morning I'll get a lift to Heathrow and fly to Seattle. A friend is picking me up from the airport and taking me to his house in Edmonds. Then I've got a few hours to relax, shower, shave, and get ready, before I get in a taxi and go to meet the woman.

A small part of me is starting to wonder if beauty and intelligence are overrated and whether I should turn instead into a proximity fetishist.

Richard "look at the postcode on her" B


  1. Hey, come on! My postcode is near the Space Needle. How much sexier (or more Freudian) can you get?

    A combination of alcohol and jet lag can cause serious behavioral issues resulting in hissy fits, being too loud in public places and unnecessary rude remarks. This is a genuine medical condition but is easily confused with being a total dick.