Sunday, 24 December 2017

Cracker Jokes

If you have just pulled a Christmas Cracker, you can hold the little slip of paper in front of your face and then tell any joke. It's best if they conform to one of the traditional standards for childish jokes, and if they're deeply offensive or inappropriate. These are my favourites:

I say I say I say, what key can open any lock?
(I don't know what key can open any lock)
A pikey.

Knock Knock.
(who's there)
The big Ish.
(The big Ish who?)
No, fuck off and get a job you parasite.

Does anybody have any others?

Richard "Happy Christmas" B

1 comment:

  1. Knock Knock.
    (Who's there?)
    Europe.
    (Europe who?)
    No. You're a poo!

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