Wednesday, 31 August 2016

All's Fair

My barber is a very beautiful woman. I can truthfully say that the last time I saw her I got her soaking wet and made her scream. Sadly the experience involved a trip in an open top car, it rained and I nearly crashed.

A few days later she texted to thank me for a lovely surprise, and to tell me how sweet I am. Her message ended with numerous lower case x's

My compulsive honesty got the better of me and I admitted that I had no idea what surprise she was talking about. It turns out that another of her customers, who shares my Christian name, had sent her flowers. At least for a few minutes she thought they were from me.

Richard "bollocks is honesty the best policy" B

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