Wednesday 16 January 2013

Keep Calm and Carry On

Spiders terrify and repulse me, but I encourage them to live in my house and I protect their webs and nests. I encourage them because they are the only allies I have in my long battle with clothes moths. The spiders tirelessly catch, kill and eat the little pests whose babies are busy eating all my carpets and clothes.

I've got several mugs with the "keep calm and carry on" poster printed on them, my advice for living with moths unconsciously echoed that phrase, but it's less catchy. "Keep all you suits and cashmere jumpers in bags, accept that the carpets are fucked and carry on".

Richard "infestation" B

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