Tuesday 1 March 2016


This weekend I have been visiting friends and I heard a fantastic drinking story.

My friend was drinking at home and drunkenly decided to open another bottle of wine. He couldn't open it because the corkscrew wouldn't bite into the cork. He decided to remove the foil to try to make life easier for the corkscrew. He eventually found a foil cutter and took the circle of foil off the top of the bottle. The cork was completely missing and he had no choice but to drink the whole bottle.

In the cold, hard, hungover light of day he discovered that what had actually happened was that he had opened a screw-top wine bottle with a foil cutter.

Richard "Someone's taken the cork out of my lunch" B

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