Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Birthday Treats

It was my birthday at the weekend. People have been embarrassingly generous. Amongst other things I was given:
  • Very many cards, all with badges (one from somebody who’s signature clearly references this blog)
  • Bottle opener
  • Very high quality razor
  • Antique heirloom pocket-watch (running)
  • Book
  • Singing lessons
  • Bewilderingly elaborate corkscrew
  • Many T shirts
  • Handmade science fiction blanket
  • Leather washbag
  • Theatre ticket
  • Magazine
  • £30,000
  • Curly Wurly
  • Laundry folder (like Sheldon uses)
  • Exact model of my favorite guitar (in the medium of cake)
  • Vintage wine and port
  • A kebab
  • Dedicated signed album
  • Two novels (both of which I have been looking forward to reading)
  • Forty year old sheet music
  • Cufflinks
  • Specially made video messages (one of which features two of my close female friends kissing while dressed and made-up as porn stars)
  • Microplane Grater
  • Tea
  • Ginger
  • Malteezers (thoughtful and touching)
Thank you one and all.

Richard "swag" B

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