It was going home from school time and the bus stop was packed with pupils from the rival school so I had a large and hostile audience. As I landed, as well as grazing my hands elbows and knees, my head struck the big metal flap of an A-board sign advertising Walls ice-cream. When I tried to get up it became clear that my head and neck were through the sign and I couldn't pull myself out. I must have looked something like a long injured cat who had put his head out of the catflap and then tried to pull it back in. I eventually had to untangle myself from the bike and crawl the rest of the way through the sign.

Richard "gold medal" B
Talking of catflaps, I have never yet been beaten in the traditional boasting game of "who's had the best drink induced vomit accident".
ReplyDeleteThat first comment was written by a man who was thrown out of the house for being too drunk, and then accidentally threw up through the catflap onto the kitchen floor when he was pleading to be let back in. As I understand it.
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