Wednesday 28 October 2009

Lost or Stolen

Hello,

Inconveniently I have lost, cancelled, and found my bank and credit card (in that order). What with the postal strike and needing new pin numbers it's going to be quite a time before I've got access to my own money.

If nobody objects I'm going to borrow £50 out of the lottery syndicate. That will leave enough money to buy this week's tickets, and to pay the bonus ball prize if somebody wins it, but most of the advanced payments will be living in my pocket.

Does anybody have any objections or require any additional guarantees?

Richard "Bernie Madoff" B