Jokes

This weekend I ha' mainly been drinking and eating with my family. I can remember three jokes that were told. Stop after the first two if you are easily offended.

"I was thinking about buying a Labrador."
"You must be crazy – have you seen how many of their owners go blind!"

"What's the most common owl in the UK?"
"The teat owl"

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Bigish"
"Bigish who?"
"NO. Fuck off and get a job"


Richard "LOL" B