Tuesday 27 May 2014


Apparently I'm a polite and friendly homosexual. It's confusing news as I'm a man who likes women and my friends tell me I'm rude. One of my long serving male friends has come to my house two evenings most weeks for the last fifteen years. I'm a better cook than him but he has a very comprehensive television subscription. He'll bring tv programmes to my house and I'll feed him. Another of my friends works with the daughter of the woman who lives three doors down. The daughter was chatting to her mum a couple of weekends ago and apparently the general opinion on the estate is that the man at number 11 (me) is polite and always says hello, but his boyfriend is miserable.

Richard "sexual equality" B

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