- Pasty
My friend, who had a face a bit like a pasty. - The Sherrif
A ginger boy who used to strut around with an amazing sense of entitlement. - Leatherface
A girl who didn’t have excellent skin. - Splinterprick
A boy whose surname was Woodcock. - Ghee
A boy with a distinctive laugh. - Flaky-bake
A girl with mild eczema. - Lead-Head
A boy who once had a pencil thrown at him. - Bottlebank
A girl alledged to have done something unseemly with a beer bottle. - Point
A boy with a pointy head. - Wan
A boy called Ivan whose name was once written clumsily in capital letters. - Pro-Wan
A boy called Wan who always had the best of everything. - Pivot-Pro-Wan
A boy called Pro-Wan with an unconventional basketball technique. - WPC-Pivot-Pro-Wan
A boy called Pivot-Pro-Wan who wanted to be a policeman. - Ladies-Love-WPC-Pivot-Pro-Wan
A boy called WPC-Pivot-Pro-Wan who French kissed a girl at a party.
Tuesday 26 November 2013
Nicknames
Posted by
rjb
This week I have been socialising with one of my old school friends who is visiting from Seattle. We talked a lot about our school days and I was amazed by the cruelty and imagination of some of the nicknames that the children were given:
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