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Orifice Capacity Scale:

• Paper Cut
• Mole's Eye
• Mouse's Ear
• E Minor 7
• E Minor
• A Major
• E 7 Sharp 9
• Clown's Pocket
• Wizzard's Sleve
• Hippo's Yawn
• Ripped Out Fireplace

Richard "pc" B